Neo Yokio’s Most Eligible Bachelorette|Twenty Three|USA

straightwhiteboyproblems:

canthaveshitingotham:

canthaveshitingotham:

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”

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jelloapocalypse:

macleod:

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UPS has reached an agreement with the Teamsters union to equip its iconic brown delivery trucks with air conditioning for the first time for new units.

The agreement, announced by UPS on Tuesday, comes as the delivery giant and the International Brotherhood of Teamsters negotiate the terms of a new contract for more than 330,000 U.S. employees. (source)

Unions work, unionize.

Workers need unions because It’s 2023 and I can still see a post like this and involuntarily scream “What do you MEAN they didn’t have air conditioning?!” out loud

cuyahogafalls-ohio:

“cost of living crisis” give me a FUCKING break it’s called “unprecedented corporate greed and income inequality” fucking cost of living crisis like it’s just a natural or unexplainable phenomenon Christ

ygzenm:

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the real protagonist

athetos:

athetos:

When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”

She always got her revenge because my dad would get a sundae and he’d get everything but nuts so she’d announce his order was ready by yelling “no nuts, where’s Mr. No Nuts” as loud as possible

jelloapocalypse:

“Which looks better? Nyamber one? Or Nyamber two?”

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

i like an asthmatic man

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phlebasthebroenician:

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Big news from Tartarus I’m just so proud of him

wilwheaton:

cactus-juice-for-sale:

biglawbear:

Btw you can be intensely critical of the Democratic party and recognize that it is full of aged out of touch moderates who are refusing to meet the urgency of the moment,

and also recognize that voting for Democrats is extremely important because it allows things like the confirmation of Justices and prevents the literal fascist party from gaining more power and that harm reduction is an important end in itself

These things can coexist

Politics is a long game. Being disappointed and angry today does not obviate your responsibility to participate

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zoreta:

parotcardsroxy:

dragoncarrion:

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

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LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

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The baby males will practice their tail display with little hatchling feathers! They also get ‘top knots’ which will develop into adult crests!

Two young peacock chicks facing each other. Their feathers are shades of brown, with their head and chest a lighter brown than their wings. Both chicks are holding their tail feathers 'forward' to curve over their back, similar to how adult male peacocks display their tails, but their tail feathers are short and brown instead of large and colorful.ALT

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mahou-mofo:

karmaphone:

what do you call this genre of movie

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iwillrazehell:

blackvelvetofnight:

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

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